I see you have clicked to learn about me, Flower S, the author of this blog.
Well, about me. I feel I have to make a confession about who I truly am. I have been holding it in too long.
You see, I am not a human. I am a fish who is typing this on an iPhone 5.
How did I end up with an iPhone 5? Well, I was casually swimming around in a tank in an Apple store, when this one person was exclaiming, "OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAVE A PHONE!!!!!!!!" while doing an over-exaggerated snoopy-happy-dance. Well, their phone flew up into the air and happened to fall into my tank with a plop.
And the person was like, "Nooooooe! My phone... D:"
And I was like, "OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAVE A PHONE!!!!!!!!"
So then, I decided to start a blog. The person never managed to get the phone out of my tank, because every time they reached in, I bitedz their fingerz! >:D
Here is a selfie that I took:
Btw, I type with my nose.
Q&A
Q: How did you keep the people from getting the phone out of your tank?
A: I bitedz their fingerz, obviously.
Q: But, couldn't they just scoop you up in a net and then lift the phone out?
A: No, because if they did that, I would bitedz their fingerz.
Q: What do you eat?
A: Fish food.
Q: Are you for real?
A: Idk.
Q: I like your scales.
A: Why thank u.
Q: Who is that other fish in the corner of your selfie?
A: Mah BFF.
Q: What is the name of your 'BFF'?
A: Idk.
Q: What do you mean, 'idk'? How do you not know the name of your BFF?
A: Idk.
Q:GUIRGURHGUIHFRIUG
Q: How do you type?
A: I type with my nose.
Q: How do you type?
A: I type with my nose.
Q: How do you type?
A: I type with my nose.
yay i like zis post
ReplyDeleteYou peeps cray-cray. It's obvs that she be human, yah.
DeleteImma swan princess, and I have a phone too. Wanna be friends?
ReplyDeleteP.S. Look at the URL to see what I look like, then you can really know me!
swan , your not soposed to give ot your persnal infoarmation on the inert ! take that pictur of the site im sure flow s will take it of ,,anyway ,cas flowe s is vary cautious abit puting yor persnal imfoarmation on !! the site!!!! !! 1!! !1! !! i now that becas flowers is my freind and she told me shes catious abot thta.
ReplyDeletesecond thin: dont swans et fish!! !! 11! ! DONYT ET FESH THER GOOD CRETURES. we DONT WANT TO BE eTEN!!!!!!! ! !1
third thin,, , flowe s says she dosnt b freinds with pepl she dosnt no so she cant be freinds. with u sory.
4 thin i made, A. BLOG!1!!11!!!!!! it is at jazlynthefish.blogspot.com !!!!!!!!!
(Btw, her name is actually Jexi, but she put in Jazlyn a year ago because back then she was kindaaaa cautious about putting her personal info in the internet.)
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