Saturday, February 1, 2014

Adventures in Annoying The Computer

WAYS TO ANNOY THE COMPUTER:
  1. Be born in the year 'yay'.
According to Google+, 'Yay' is not a valid year. It is very entertaining to annoy Google+ by defying it, and repeatedly entering 'Yay' and then punching 'Enter' despite its very specific command to enter a valid birthday. This procedure is practically, like, endless.

  1. Search something random that makes no sense.
If you search a long and nonsensical sentence, the computer will explode trying to figure out what it means. Even if there turns out to be no results for "IAMAPIECEOFASANWHICHWOOT" it will just be like, "Did you mean 'IAMAPIECEOFASANDWHICHGOOD'?"
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  1. Don't save.
No matter what editing/typing/drawing/posting program you are using, it is very likely that if you hit X without clicking 'Save', your computer will be like, "GRRRRRRR. YOU NEED TO SAAAVE OR I WILL EAT YOUUUU!!"

If you then click whatever the button is that says, "Uh, no. I was clearly just making random scribbles, and I have no intention whatsoever of stuffing this useless information into my hard drive," then your computer will be like, "RRRR! Okay, FINE. I won't save, then, you fjsjfisnfisjr human."
This post made no sense.
Bye!
 

1 comment:

  1. I just groomed and fed the guinea pig!
    Maybe you should include the suggestion that clicking on "more" pops up the options for guinea pig care?!

    ReplyDelete

Hello, commenter! I see that you are interested in commenting. Cool. ^-^
Before you go, though, I have a question: Which do you prefer, pumpkin pie or apple pie?
My answer: Pumpkin. >:D