NOTE: I got a little carried away.

Okay. So, I was eating apple pie, when suddenly a strand of dried hot glue fell into the apples. I dunno where it went, as it was somewhat difficult to see, but I may have eaten it.
What happens if you eat glue? Do you explode? (I hope not.)

In case you were wondering what I was doing with hot glue in the first place, it was this:

Soooo, yeah. Happy Valentines day!
Speaking of Valentine's day, I went to comment on my sis's blog, and then the word verification thingies said, "Love" and "Romance".... and I was like, "WHAAAT?!?!?!?! WHY?!?!?!"
Look at this weird thing:
I'm not sure that is going to keep out that many robots, as the text is very easy to understand. I mean, normally, the purpose of the word verification is so when a robot tries to do this...

 

then THIS happens:

Obviously, the robot can't read the text, because it isn't written in a generic-looking font.
But if it can understand the text, then THIS will happen:

 

 

 

Dun dun dun dun.